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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}

{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}

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Grandes is compilation album released by Latin American Mexican rock band Maná. They released this greatest hits album for distribution in Italy.

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Asterix and the Great Crossing is the twenty-second volume of the Asterix comic book series, by René Goscinny (stories) and Albert Uderzo (illustrations).

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Sister Marie Louise was a Roman Catholic nun and sports commentator in Washington, D.C. \"Weezie\" appeared on WUSA-TV with sportscaster Glenn Brenner.

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